😜
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
Why do you love your wife?
"The way I see it,
if you want the
rainbow, you
gotta put up with
the rain.”
#pickuplines 😻
“EVEN YOUR
GUSHIEST
SQUIRTER
WON'T ALWAYS
FLOOD THE BED.”
it ain't going to eat itself
🍌 vs 🖕
I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away. #lamborghini
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.